Rob finds life confusing in a world of unwritten rules. If there's no one around to tell him right from wrong, except for a copy of FHM and a call-centre supervisor, he just has to guess. But he's never been very lucky, and sometimes he gets his guesses very wrong.

This play was first staged at the Arcola Theatre, in 2007.

'a pin-sharp, brilliant piece of work' - Time Out, Critics' Choice

'a challenging, disturbing and distinctive new voice' - The Times

'This one man show will blow your socks off... one of the most entertaining nights I've had at the theatre' - London Lite