My friend Seichi was very polite with my new stepmother and made her heaps of compliments to get a third helping of the delicious fried rice - but later in my room he told me: "She may call herself Julia, but her actual stage name is Joy!" He said to me: "I have seen a couple of movies with her and I like them, because she is always blackmailed into stripping naked by her boss to get a spanking - and she definitely has the most beautiful tits in the world!"