Around 2,000 jokes, puns and poems of cringe-worthy silliness - and one piece of advice: • If at first you don't succeed … forget skydiving. Dad jokes at their very worst - dive in, cringe and, above all, be amused. But if you have wondered about these questions: • What would happen if there were no hypothetical situations? • Why didn't Tarzan have a beard? • Why do fridges have a light but freezers don't? • Do you get repossessed if you don't pay an exorcist? Then this book isn't for you as it doesn't have any answers.