The Idiot at Home by John Kendrick Bangs is a delightful and humorous short story. You will love reading about Mr. and Mrs. Idiot and the hijinks that occur in their family life. Excerpt: "My dear," said the Idiot one morning, as he and his good wife and the two little ones, Mollie and Tommy, sat down at the breakfast table, "now that we are finally settled in our new house I move we celebrate. Let's give dinner to my old friends of Mrs. Smithers's…"