The Totes Ridictionary will help you survive life in a world where textmessage abbreviations and Twitter slang are dancing on the grave of the Oxford New English Dictionary. Everywhere you look – in emails, tweets, Facebook posts, text messages, blogs and even real-life conversations – words like'totes', 'amazeballs', 'obvs', 'adorbs' and 'ridic' are taking over. You've heard it, now understand it. Packed with 'hilar' illustrations and a satirical glossary that'll help you sort the 'jel' from the 'awks', The Totes Ridictionary takes a totally ridiculous look at what happens when language and technology collide.